Vampires Suck Trailer released, movie to premiere August 18th

Well, with Twilight's Eclipse blowing up the box office and the countless other vampire movies and show that are out , it was about time for a spoof of vampire movies to  hit the screen.

Vampires Suck will be poking fun at the three Twilight movies- Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse, while adding in a few hits at Jersey Shore and Lady Gaga. But why these? Why not adding more of the vampire movies like Vampire Dairies, True Blood, and Daybreakers? I love all of these, don't get me wrong but why not add all of them for a more funny twist?

The directors are Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the previous writers of Scary Movie and director of Date Movie.

The trailer shows several scenes that Twilight fans will recognize:


Go here to see trailer and read more of the artilce-

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From the Library

As the 20th century evolved, rational man turned to science to explain mythology that had pervaded for thousands of years. How could a man be mistaken for a vampire? How could someone appear to have been the victim of a vampire attack? Science, in time, came back with answers that may surprise you.Anemia
A million fancies strike you when you hear the name: Nosferatu!N O S F E R A T Udoes not die!What do you expect of the first showing of this great work?Aren't you afraid? - Men must die. But legend has it that a vampire, Nosferatu, 'der Untote' (the Undead), lives on men's blood! You want to see a symphony of horror? You may expect more. Be careful. Nosferatu is not just fun, not something to be taken lightly. Once more: beware.- Publicity for Nosferatu in the German magazine Buhne und Film, 1922  

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