Hustler Announces "This Ain't Dracula XXX 3D" Parody

OK normally I wouldn't post about this sort of thing so be warned...

 

 

 

CANOGA PARK, Calif. - Hustler Video is resurrecting the world's most famous vampire.  The company announced today that it will release its 3D parody of the classic horror tale, "This Ain't Dracula XXX 3D" directed by Axel Braun this fall.

"It's going to be a masterpiece. We're not just making porn anymore. With the introduction of our new 3D camera, bigger budgets, and the overwhelmingly large caliber of theatrically talented performers, we're discovering that we have the ability for not just pornography, but sensual and erotic filmmaking," said Drew Rosenfeld, Hustler Video's creative director.

He added, "Everyone is eager to know what the future of porn will be. This is it. This is adult entertainment personified. We're changing the way people view our movies."

The big-budget film will be available on DVD and Blu-ray.

 

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From the Library

As the 20th century evolved, rational man turned to science to explain mythology that had pervaded for thousands of years. How could a man be mistaken for a vampire? How could someone appear to have been the victim of a vampire attack? Science, in time, came back with answers that may surprise you.Anemia
A million fancies strike you when you hear the name: Nosferatu!N O S F E R A T Udoes not die!What do you expect of the first showing of this great work?Aren't you afraid? - Men must die. But legend has it that a vampire, Nosferatu, 'der Untote' (the Undead), lives on men's blood! You want to see a symphony of horror? You may expect more. Be careful. Nosferatu is not just fun, not something to be taken lightly. Once more: beware.- Publicity for Nosferatu in the German magazine Buhne und Film, 1922  

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