Kiss Me Quick!

USA 1964

No votes yet
Kiss Me Quick!
Images are used for identification purposes only. All rights reserved by the respective copyright holder.
Directed by Bethel Buckalew

Sterilox, asexual ambassador from a distant planet, comes down to earth in search of feminine breeding stock. A mad scientist treats the alien to dancing sex robots.  What could this possibly have to do with vampires, you ask? Well, the movie apparently features the worst Frankenstein Monster and Dracula in all of cinema.
Frank A. Coe as Sterilox/Frankenstein Monster (as Fattie Beltbuckle)
Max Gardens as Dr. Breedlove (as Manny Goodtime)
Althea Currier as Gertie Tassle (as Althea)
Natasha as Boobra
Jackie De Witt as Kissme (as Jackie)
Claudia Banks as Hotty Totty (as Claudia)
Bibi as Barebra
Donna as Gigi String
Pat Hall as Gina Catchafanni (as Pat)
Lucky as Lotta Cash

Search for 'Kiss Me Quick!'

Fanged Films

From the Library

As the 20th century evolved, rational man turned to science to explain mythology that had pervaded for thousands of years. How could a man be mistaken for a vampire? How could someone appear to have been the victim of a vampire attack? Science, in time, came back with answers that may surprise you.Anemia
A million fancies strike you when you hear the name: Nosferatu!N O S F E R A T Udoes not die!What do you expect of the first showing of this great work?Aren't you afraid? - Men must die. But legend has it that a vampire, Nosferatu, 'der Untote' (the Undead), lives on men's blood! You want to see a symphony of horror? You may expect more. Be careful. Nosferatu is not just fun, not something to be taken lightly. Once more: beware.- Publicity for Nosferatu in the German magazine Buhne und Film, 1922  

Drawn to Vamps?