Horny Vampire, The

USA 1971

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Directed by Ray Dennis Steckler

Count Dracula's bearded, overacting nephew Count Talcum skulks around Las Vegas in a suit, cape and bow-tie spying on and trying to pick up women. He acts like a third-rate lounge comedian and reads aloud from 1001 Ways to Seduce Women while doing annoying double takes, running into doors and talking to the camera with his forced Lugosi accent. Meanwhile, people in the Vegas street scenes look at the camera in disbelief and we're subjected to more lame gags, terrible dialogue and irritating overacting. Apparently there are two versions of it that were released to video. The first has hardcore sex scenes and the second version does not. I saw the latter and judging by the actors in this film, that's a blessing

a.k.a. The Horny Vampire


Cast:
Victor Alexander as The Vampire
Spalding Gray as The Vampire

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As the 20th century evolved, rational man turned to science to explain mythology that had pervaded for thousands of years. How could a man be mistaken for a vampire? How could someone appear to have been the victim of a vampire attack? Science, in time, came back with answers that may surprise you.Anemia
A million fancies strike you when you hear the name: Nosferatu!N O S F E R A T Udoes not die!What do you expect of the first showing of this great work?Aren't you afraid? - Men must die. But legend has it that a vampire, Nosferatu, 'der Untote' (the Undead), lives on men's blood! You want to see a symphony of horror? You may expect more. Be careful. Nosferatu is not just fun, not something to be taken lightly. Once more: beware.- Publicity for Nosferatu in the German magazine Buhne und Film, 1922  

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